Fun Star Wars Haiku’s
09 Sep, 2009
Topless Robot held a contest for who could write the best Star Wars Haiku. There were lots of good ones (apparently 1000) but here are some of my favorites.
The winner:
Boba friggin Fett.
Mandalorean pimp king.
Bogeys the sandtrap.- Spazweez
My personal favorite:
My name is Chewie.
You can stop this contest now.
Let the Wookiee win.
Some other good ones:
- Quixotico
Luke has two natures.
A crack shot destroys Death Stars,
But those poor womp rats.- MaxtotheMax
Little beeping droid
Flew like a leaf on the wind
Probably swearing- Rosemary
Check out the complete list below.
From Topless Robot: Star Wars Haiku: And the Winners Are…
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Gregory
I am an ex-pat Newfoundlander who has uprooted and moved to the big city of Toronto. I develop web applications for work and for fun. I play ultimate and ice hockey year-round and camp every chance my girlfriend will let me.
