The Ten Greatest Zombie Films of All Time
By guest writer Phil Hogan
10. Dead Alive (Brain Dead)
Peter Jackson was once the Hunter S. Thompson of filmmaking, in that the only word capable of describing his eclectic vision was “gonzo”. And the epitome of this is 1992’s Dead Alive, a zombie movie so ludicrously over the top it is often cited as the grossest film ever made. Even though some of the effects are dated by today’s standards, it is hard to argue against the revulsion affect of a man using a lawnmower to literally mow down a house full of zombies in ten minutes of unbroken mayhem. Throw in a rabid rat-monkey, a giant she-beast-monstrosity and a karate-crazed priest and, well, you get the picture. If any of this sounds at all appealing, track down the unrated edition and give it a whirl.
9. Night of the Comet
This low budget wonder capitalized on people’s fear and uncertainty surrounding the first return of Haley’s Comet in 75 years. One of the better acted zombie films of the era and one of the few with characters you actually care about, unlike, say, Day of the Dead. Part comedy, part social commentary about the need for family, Night of the Comet is an overlooked treasure from the 80’s that finally arrived on DVD in 2007.
8. Return of the Living Dead
Following on the heels of Night of the Comet was this black comedy/homage to Night of the Living Dead written by that film’s co-writer John Russo and Alien co-writer Dan O’Bannon. Everything in this film is cranked to 11, from the performances to the metal/punk soundtrack. Highlights include a headless cadaver on a rampage, a slice of a dog corpse reanimated, scream queen Linnea Quigley prancing around a cemetery in absolutely nothing, and the classic line “Send more paramedics.” The first true Zom-Com.
7. Planet Terror
A perfect fusing of Italian-style zombie splatter and the kinetic energy of maverick director Robert Rodriguez, Planet Terror is probably the most enjoyably over the top horror film ever made. Forgoing logic for the absurd, Rodriguez piles on every cliché in the book and takes them to the extreme. There is so much going on in this film that you need to see it more than once to fully appreciate it, from the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it cameos to sly homages to other genre pics. Like having KISS open for the Monkees, this film made Death Proof seem all the more pedestrian when Grindhouse debuted.
6. Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Zach Snyder made a splashy debut with this daring remake of the horror classic and it all hinges on one smart decision: downplay the social commentary that made the original so revolutionary and important, and go for the throat of the trapped-in-a-nightmare that Night of the Living Dead did so well. The result is a film that once seems at once comfortably familiar and nerve-wrackingly fresh. This film does almost everything right and manages to throw in a few things Romero never even thought of (zombie baby’s escape from the womb is grotesque AND brilliant). The only stumbling point is the coda during the end credits that sadly negates all that we just witnessed and backhands the audience across the face for investing in the characters.
5. Lifeforce (Director’s Cut)
Conceived as a vampire tale (the source novel by British author Colin Wilson is actually called The Space Vampires), Lifeforce is closer in spirit and design to a zombie apocalypse. Adapted by Alien scribes Dan O’Bannon and Ronald Shussett, this strikingly photographed film is epic in every way. When the space shuttle encounters an alien ship in the tail of Haley’s Comet, it returns unmanned, burned out and carrying a trio of naked humanoid aliens in its hold. Once on earth, they awaken and begin to absorb the lifeforce from all of England, turning everyone into withered zombies. And that only begins to describe the turn of events in this altogether unique picture from Poltergeist director Tobe Hooper.
4. Shaun of the Dead
Released the same year as the Dawn of the Dead remake, this British self proclaimed Rom-Com-Zom flick is equally gruesome but its tongue is planted firmly in cheek. If you only like your flesh-eaters straight up and scary, avoid this brilliant satire, but if you like equal doses of laughter and screams, sit back and enjoy. The wit is dry, the effects bloody and the action non-stop. Unlike the pace of the film, the zombies here move at a comical shuffle, which as Romero’s classics proved, are often more frightening in their relentless single-minded gait than the Olympian sprinters so frequently seen in the last decade. Picking up where Return of the Living Dead left off, this film would lead to new subgenre efforts like Zombieland.
3. 28 Days Later
Danny Boyle continued his assault on every genre possible with this horror entry, often referenced as the first to feature speed-zombies (that right actually belongs to Return of the Living Dead). What this film does do is offer a documentary style realism to the zombie film, utilizing handheld digital video cameras to heighten reality and a strong focus on three dimensional characters over gruesome effects (a flaw the sequel would make despite its best efforts). This film actually gets better the more times I watch it, though I do wish the ending were a little more ambiguous. A classic that will hold up better than every other zombie film from the last twenty years.
2. Night of the Living Dead
The one that started it all, at least as far as flesh-eating zombies are concerned, NOTLD still holds up 40+ years after its original release. Ripped off and remade countless times since, few films invoke as visceral a response as well as this one. Shot on a shoestring budget with local actors, director George A. Romero makes the most of rural Pittsburgh’s late 60’s emptiness, shooting in stark black & white. The film creates a slow-building sense of dread by at first implying what has happened and then showing us the brutal, gory reality of it. Few scenes have the power and succinct efficiency shown here in the moment that an infected child turns on her mother, kills her with a garden tool and proceeds to devour her flesh on screen. The bastard offspring of Hitchcock’s “Psycho” and “The Birds” and H.G. Wells “War of the Worlds”, NOTLD took horror cinema out of the pastel hued 60’s and launched it into the crimson soaked heyday of the 70’s.
1. Dawn of the Dead (1978)
There was never any doubt in my mind as I compiled this list that Dawn of the Dead would be # 1, for no zombie film has loomed as large over the rest as greatly or for as long as this one has. Ten years after introducing the world to flesh-eating zombies, Romero decided to return to the subject in glorious colour. Not one to simply rehash an idea, Romero created a world gone astray and collapsing in on itself, a world where undead monsters give birth to a society of living savages filled with decadence and bloodlust and in search of a thrill. For the true monsters of DOTD are the fledgling bands of survivors who roam the roads , scouring for weapons, food and sex, taking out zombies and humans in equal measure if they stand in the way. This is just part of the deep social exploration Romero takes us on in DOTD, a film that lulls us into a carefully constructed sense of comfort mirroring its heroes’, before suddenly and violently opening the floodgates of horror on us and them all at once. There is hope at the end of this film, though. A hope Romero has yet to fulfill both thematically and creatively, in his 4 sequels since, showing just what a landmark achievement DOTD truly is.





