“Faberge Egg Man? Honus Wagner Card Man?!”

“It’s the year 20XX. Energy tanks don’t put my kids through college.”

Haha. This is gold.

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I love a good Mega Man rap.

You can listen to the song here as well:

Lyrics to Splash Woman by Mega Ran (Random)

This is a mission not a small time thing
Got me on the case like I’m Sherlock, Holmes
My dome kinda messed up from what I’ve been seein’
And what I’ve been hearin, got me not knowin what to believe in

I was breezin, battlin bosses
The record is flawless
Zero losses
‘Til I came across this

Stunning young piece
Who resided at the bottom of the sea
And she

Told me her name was Splash Woman
Beautiful but deadly, she was mad cunning
Had a voice that could soothe the savage
Beast, her physique was way above average

Magic the way she got me in a spell
Got me on lockdown, sort of like a cell
But I got a mission that I can’t afford to fail
My girl, I got a secret to tell

Umm… I don’t know how to say this
So I’ma just say it, that you my favorite
Even underwater I’m enchanted by your fragrance
You’re the one to play with
Won’t you, be my baby?
Or maybe

We can get up out of this land
And maybe get a bite somewhere my dear
Even though she knew the truth about Ran
I had a feeling she would understand
Yo I got a chance

Chorus:

Thought I was in love before
But I love you more
So baby come aboard
And go away with me
So I can make you see
What you mean to me
And baby we can be
Free…
Oh, under the sea
Oh, just you and me

Seem like every couple years I get that feeling
Feelin’ like I’m about to hit that ceiling
But I can’t cause it’s lined with spikes
And when I reach the lair I know it’s time to fight

I couldn’t do it, Punk’d out like Ashton’s victims
She started singin and I had to listen
It was lovely, when she sang, the fish came
All of a sudden the mission changed, insane

She told me about her true purpose
She was a state victim that fell through the surface
A few days ago the contract expired
And she was scheduled to be thrown into the fire

And Wily gave her a reason to live
So now she gotta do what he says

She said a tear and said you don’t understand
I gotta stick to the plan
I owe everything to this man

So please Mega Ran
Don’t take it personal
Cause it hurts I know
I’ll make it worse y’know

But he saved me baby
To turn my back on Wily would be just plain crazy

She said it’s the only way it can end
Let the, battle begin
And we can’t be friends

So my heart sunk low as the lair door closed
Drew the Mega Buster cause it’s time to roll
Here we go

[Chorus]

So the battle was on, it was fierce
She hit me in the side and left my armor pierced
On her command, the fishes attacked me
I cocked the Mega Buster and hit ‘em exactly

But the battle took a turn that was odd
Every time I fired a shot, she didn’t dodge

She took each blast from the arm cannon
Smiled at me as every shot was landin’
At first I didn’t know what she was plannin’
Then suddenly I started understandin’

Yo I think she lettin’ me win
Givin’ me what I need so I can get to the end

By the 17th hit she began to stagger
Fell to the ground so I ran and grabbed her
Looked up in her eyes as she tried to laugh
Pulled me close and handed me her staff

I said I wish it didn’t have to be like this
I’m thinkin’ he might miss her if she be my miss
She said don’t be foolish
You gotta do this
Let the whole city know what the truth is

Boy you got stuff to do
Said girl I woulda gave it all up for you
I feel invincible when I’m holdin you
But as far as love goes I’m 0-for-2

[Chorus]

Lyrics, Music, Videos Mega Man, Splash Woman

Here are the lyrics:

I’m a super fighting robot
From the year 2010
On a quest from Dr. Light
To make the city safe again

See all these robots were created
To make the planet safe
Til Dr. Wily double-crossed us
And set some fire to the place

Dr. Wily had other plans
To take over this bitch
Reprogrammed my brother
And stole all them shitz

My name is Mega Man
On my jet dog Rush
Got a cannon arm for y’all
To keep your mouth shut, c’mon

Ve interrupt this program
Vith terrible news
Dr. Light has been kidnapped by
Guess who!
Dr. Wily! That’s who!
I’m comin after you, too!

Wrong

You’re doomed

Thanks Wily
It’s not like I’ve got shit to do
Why not waste all of my energy
Fucking with you?

C’mon Rush we gotta go
And save Dr. Light
And then teach Dr. Wily
The wrong from the right
Alright?

Hey bro Protoman here
So what’s up?
I got eight of my buddies
built for messin you up

But who cares? I wish I did
But I’m just not built for that bro
I gotta fly
I hope you’re ready to go

If I’m going to win
I’ll have to upgrade my shit
Remember when I beat ‘em
To steal their power chipz

Charge my power beam
When I enter the room
And then:
Boom Ba-da Boom Boom
Boom Boom

To the windows
To the walls
Til the sweat drips
From my ballz

I’m beatin you down
To the fucking ground
I got a mega buster
For y’all, c’mon

Metal Man will rock your shit
You’re hit
Don’t you forget it bitch

Throw a sawblade
Into your face
Let’s face it
You will taste my razor bladez

Umm whatever
You’re the first boss bitch
I don’t even need a special power
To take your shit

Yea you’re right
I’m no big deal

One shot with my arm cannon
Your power’s a “steel”

Dead

Hey there freak
These freakin woods are mine
The name’s Wood Man
Have some freakin leaves and vines

Bitch I upgraded my cannon
With some metal blades for ya
Fuck Mega Man
I’m the “Forest-A-Destroyer”
?

You’ll never get past
my freakin shield of leaves

I’m Mega Man, punk
Don’t you know me?
Believe it

I guess I’ll just throw the
Freaking thing at your ass

Jump over that shit
Then your ass is grass

Dead

Two down
Six more to go
Beat you in a flash
Bitch there ya-

Flash

You fool
Flash man in the house
And I’m breakin the rules

No fair
I’m frozen in the air

Time’s on my side
No time to spare

‘Bout to shoot these
Metal blades
Straight in ya face
Put all of Wily’s robots
In their place

Leave you there so long you rust
When I’m done here
All that’ll be left is dust

No time to shine
‘Cause I’m better than most
The trendsetter with the blue suit
You’re toast

Umm… I got a blue suit too
At least I’m not as silly as you

I’m going throw this metal blade
And cut a hole in your ass
And then I think I’ll have my dog Rush
Take a picture of that

Dead

The name’s Bubble Man
And I got something to say…

Dead

Look up in the sky
It’s a bird, it’s a plane
It’s Air Man bitch
And I’m bringin the pain

I got a fan installed in my grill
No lie
I’m gonna blow your ass straight off the map
Good bye

Beat you
Breathe you
Make you CO2
Blow all you want my leaf sheild
Repels you

So blow me phony
Your whole acts baloney
You don’t even pose a threat
I’m not frettin it homie

Shit
I’m as useless as Bubble Man

Wow that’s fuckin pathetic
My leaves jammed your fan

Dead

I’ll sneak up and hit you
Like a fuckin tornado
Puttin’ Crash Man in the trash can
Like yesterday’s tomatos

Crashing the party
It’s Mega Man baby
(Mega Man’s in the house)
Quit messin around
It’s all gravy

I will fuck you up
I’monna fuck you up Mega Man
You can’t catch me
Totally total your ass I ain’t messin around
I will throw a bomb
And then I will jump around
What’s that sound I hear

That shit’z the wind
And it’s pullin’ you down

I’m Quick Man
Dressed in red
I got a yellow boomerang
Attached to my head

Look without the guilt
I’ll fuckin drink you in milk
For tryin’ to destroy
this planet we built

Ohh c’mon Mega
Don’t be sour
What I lack in speed
I make up for in power

You can’t touch my
Turbo skill
With the crash bomb
Comin in for the kill

Dead

Anybody got a light?
I need a cigarette

Here you go bro

Bitch you’re gonna regret

Ahh one more boss
Don’t forget
I’d love to stay but I gotta jet

‘Sup Heat Man
Let’s do this fast
My pussy-ass brother
Just bailed on your ass

It’s time to blow bubbles
The bad kind though

Don’t get to close
I might blow

Who knows
What flows
From the Earth
I do!

I’m gonna spew red goo
All over your shoes
I got a face for radio
And a box for a suit

Capcom really didn’t spend
much time on you
Check it out I’m tired of you
I gotta get to Light before his time is through

I got my cannon ready
I got huntin to do

I’ve got more hot than a cow has moo

I will burn you with my flame
Zippo is my middle name
I’m done fuckin around
Eight-bit clown

Here’s a bubble
Have fun six feet underground

Dead

I’m comin’ to get you you German bastard!

You will never make it through
My fortress Mega Man
I’m taking over the world

Shit c’mon Rush
We gotta make it through the castle
Over the ladder
And make it to the battle

Dr. Light needs our help
And the world needs his genius
Wily can suck a penis

Just jump over a roof
Charge my cannon and shoot
Come and face me like a man
You old coot

I’m tired of fightin’ robots
And cleanin’ up your messes
I’m takin’ out the trash
It’s time to learn a lesson

So come down to the ground
Outta your space ship
Y’ain’t got the ballz
To be fuckin’ with this shit

After I take you
I’ll rip out your brain
They won’t even remember your name
C’mon

Ya fuckin’ meanie
Ya ten pound weenie
To get the world
You’ll have to go through me

My name is Mega Man
You can call me Rock
‘Cause I’ll be rockin’ your shit
Up and down the block

And that’s how we Roll

Need my help?

Nuhuh, get back in the kitchen
Shit is under control

It’s a man’s world baby
Don’t be flexing your vag
Here’s my back hand bitch
Ya got a problem with that

[More to come]

Music, Videos Lyrics, Mega Man

Here are the lyrics:

I am Mega Man
I’m blue and cyan
The creation of Dr. Light
Or Right if you are from Japan
Also known as Rockman.

My Mega Buster
Can cut the mustard
I’m a flustered amputee (Pow! Pow!).

Eight robot bosses
In eight levels dishevel
And revel in devilry
I’ll steal their weaponry.

Mega Man!

I am also known as the Blue Bomber
I can shoot the legs off Jeffrey Dahmer.

Kill a robot fish
Kill a robot frog
And then I’ll ride off on my robot dog.

Mega Man!

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

I am Mega Man
I got a mother fucking gun for a hand
Put together by Dr. Right
Or Light if you’re American
I eat all my Mega bran.

I live in 2-D
And it’s my duty
To de-
stroy the master bots

If you’re aghast and you can’t last
There’s a fast way to pass all those bastard bots
Blue and red password dots.

Mega (Rock) Man!

I am also know as the Blue Bomber
I am voting for Ba-Rockman Obama

As for robot help
dogs are much preferred
Cause I can’t do shit with a robot bird

Mega Man!

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