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State-by-State grade for the BEP Half Time Show at the Superbowl

February 7th, 2011

I’m a big Black Eyed Peas an (Yes, I even like their new stuff) but even I can’t argue that the half-time show was superb. They had some cool ideas, like playing on the TRON style and using a mob of electro-dancers and bringing in Slash even, but something made this feel like a fail.

I’m not talking about the sound or wardrobe issues that were littered through the performance. I’m talking energy and love. You could tell they weren’t feeling it, except for Will.i.am who was 100% in.

This half-time show could have been great. But it wasn’t. What shocked me in the performance was the grade it was given afterwards. F in every state? I don’t know guys. Really?

Oh yea, and if I were Usher, I’d start firing some dancers. You can’t dance with Usher unless you meet certain standards and his short performance was filled with choreo miscues.

From Next Round: The Black Eyed Peas Awesome Halftime Show Performance

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I Gotta Feeling Parody

December 8th, 2009

Here are some of the lyrics:
I’ve got a feeling
Like last night wasn’t such a good night
Cause my head doesn’t feel right
And God damn that the sun is too too bright
My leg is bleeding
And my clothes smell like they might ignite
And I guess at some point I stole a kite
And my girlfriend and I had a huge huge fight
My brains on fire
Drank way too much
Swallow an Advil
Then throw it up
Can’t find my cellphone
Oh there it is
It’s in the toaster
Twelve messages?
I know you ignored my call
Cause you made out with Karen
Don’t irate, I saw
I hate you don’t call me you sad sack of shit
By the way to get even I showed Mike my tits
So that was bad
I messed up
But Karen Patrick
Damn that girl is hot
This must be her
Well done monsieur
Oh Karen Blatch?
I’m going to throw up again.
I’ve gotta feeling
Like today’s gonna be long day
God I wish Micky D’s had a buffet
And I increasingly think I broke my leg
Cause I cannot feel it
And I thankfully remember the slight fray
Holy crap it’s my mom what do I say?
Cause I can’t let her take my car away
Last night was fun
I studied hard
I wrote an essay
About the bars
Went to bed early
I’m eating right
Another call mom
I love you too
Hey pumpkin bear
I messed up
I drank tequila
It fucked me up
I love you Gina
I made mistakes
Wait I did what?
Now I remember again
I caught Mike
Threw a punch
Thought that he’d drop
He got up
Grabbed a bat
Too drunk to block
Hit my leg
Really hard
Blacked out from shock
Woke up here
So now I know
Let’s start from the top
I’ve got a feeling
That last night was a freakin’ great night
And I got in a really sweet fight
And above all I now own an awesome kite

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Opera views Black Eyed Peas in Chicago

October 26th, 2009

This is the largest flash dance in the world, so I am told.

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