One of my favorite The Onion reports from ages ago.

Comedy, Videos Ninja, The Onion

The Walken Dead!

From blasr: What’s more terrifying than The Walking Dead? The WALKEN Dead!

Comedy, Videos AMC, Christopher Walken, The Walking Dead

Comedy, Music, Videos Community, Hebrew, La Biblioteca, Troy and Abed

Comedy, Videos Ben Stiller, Between Two Ferns, Zach Galifianakis

Comedy, Videos Captain Planet, Don Cheadle, Planeteers

And a horribly slow protest:

Comedy, Videos Richard Gale, spoon

Comedy, Videos Back to the Future, Emmett Brown

After being asked to stop texting in a movie theatre in Texas twice, this annoying customer was asked to leave.

Upset at the decision she called to give the theatre an earful of her anger. She left a message on their machine.

But it’s the theatre that gets the last laugh. Below is a video of her recording that was published online.

From Yahoo Daily Buzz: Movie theatre fires back at irate customer after kicking her out

Comedy, Videos Alamo Drafthouse

Comedy, Videos asdfmovie, TomSka

Order your favorite or collect the entire set.

You can get

• BC-3P0 with Fort St. John Solo
• Saskatchewbacca with Moose Jawa
• Otta-wan Kenobi with Ontariyoda
• Manitoba Fetta with a jet pack
• Luquebec Cielmarcheur with Emperor Palpoutine
• Princess Leia Island with extra nails
• Newfoundlando Calrissian with Gander
• Alberta the Hut with Edmontaun-taun

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