I love a good Mega Man rap.

You can listen to the song here as well:

Lyrics to Splash Woman by Mega Ran (Random)

This is a mission not a small time thing
Got me on the case like I’m Sherlock, Holmes
My dome kinda messed up from what I’ve been seein’
And what I’ve been hearin, got me not knowin what to believe in

I was breezin, battlin bosses
The record is flawless
Zero losses
‘Til I came across this

Stunning young piece
Who resided at the bottom of the sea
And she

Told me her name was Splash Woman
Beautiful but deadly, she was mad cunning
Had a voice that could soothe the savage
Beast, her physique was way above average

Magic the way she got me in a spell
Got me on lockdown, sort of like a cell
But I got a mission that I can’t afford to fail
My girl, I got a secret to tell

Umm… I don’t know how to say this
So I’ma just say it, that you my favorite
Even underwater I’m enchanted by your fragrance
You’re the one to play with
Won’t you, be my baby?
Or maybe

We can get up out of this land
And maybe get a bite somewhere my dear
Even though she knew the truth about Ran
I had a feeling she would understand
Yo I got a chance

Chorus:

Thought I was in love before
But I love you more
So baby come aboard
And go away with me
So I can make you see
What you mean to me
And baby we can be
Free…
Oh, under the sea
Oh, just you and me

Seem like every couple years I get that feeling
Feelin’ like I’m about to hit that ceiling
But I can’t cause it’s lined with spikes
And when I reach the lair I know it’s time to fight

I couldn’t do it, Punk’d out like Ashton’s victims
She started singin and I had to listen
It was lovely, when she sang, the fish came
All of a sudden the mission changed, insane

She told me about her true purpose
She was a state victim that fell through the surface
A few days ago the contract expired
And she was scheduled to be thrown into the fire

And Wily gave her a reason to live
So now she gotta do what he says

She said a tear and said you don’t understand
I gotta stick to the plan
I owe everything to this man

So please Mega Ran
Don’t take it personal
Cause it hurts I know
I’ll make it worse y’know

But he saved me baby
To turn my back on Wily would be just plain crazy

She said it’s the only way it can end
Let the, battle begin
And we can’t be friends

So my heart sunk low as the lair door closed
Drew the Mega Buster cause it’s time to roll
Here we go

[Chorus]

So the battle was on, it was fierce
She hit me in the side and left my armor pierced
On her command, the fishes attacked me
I cocked the Mega Buster and hit ‘em exactly

But the battle took a turn that was odd
Every time I fired a shot, she didn’t dodge

She took each blast from the arm cannon
Smiled at me as every shot was landin’
At first I didn’t know what she was plannin’
Then suddenly I started understandin’

Yo I think she lettin’ me win
Givin’ me what I need so I can get to the end

By the 17th hit she began to stagger
Fell to the ground so I ran and grabbed her
Looked up in her eyes as she tried to laugh
Pulled me close and handed me her staff

I said I wish it didn’t have to be like this
I’m thinkin’ he might miss her if she be my miss
She said don’t be foolish
You gotta do this
Let the whole city know what the truth is

Boy you got stuff to do
Said girl I woulda gave it all up for you
I feel invincible when I’m holdin you
But as far as love goes I’m 0-for-2

[Chorus]

Lyrics, Music, Videos Mega Man, Splash Woman

Researchers suggest there is a possibility that the oil from the Gulf of Mexico oil spill could be carry into the North Atlantic by the Gulf Stream.

This video illustrations the potential spread of the oil spill by ocean currents.

Environment BP Oil Spill, Newfoundland & Labrador

Comedy, Videos BP, Cats, Oil Spill

When will I ever post original content again? I don’t know. There’s so much other cool stuff I can’t keep up. This ad made my day.

It’s an ad for Adidas featuring the cantina scene from Star Wars with appearances from Snoop Dog, David Beckham, and Oasis.

Business, Comedy, Videos Adidas, David Beckham, Oasis, Snoop Dog, Star Wars

It was only a short while ago I presented a video on spatial computing and the future.

I just came across this video from a TED presentation that illustrates how soon this will actually happen.

Interest John Underkoffler, MIT, Technology, User Interface

I thought this was a clever integration of two very powerful networks, SimplyHired and Facebook.

Business, The Web Facebook, Jobs, SimplyHired

It’s very cool.

Videos

In the popular sci-fi movie Minority Report Tom Cruise was able to manipulate complex data in their computer infrastructure with simple hand movements.

Try to convince me that this system wasn’t in some way influenced by that movie.

Introducing G-Speak:

g-speak overview 1828121108 from john underkoffler on Vimeo.

Videos G-Speak, Minority Report, Oblong Industries, Technology

I have not been posting lately. My bad. I have been away at a conference and I am still catching up on stuff.

Anyways while I was in Toronto I was shown this video which I can still barely believe.

Amended: Apparently this is a regular problem. Weird Al Yankovic found a place that sells Waffles and Pancakes for 0.25 cents each. That means 400 for a dollar!
Thanks for the find @Mrmurraybrown.

Service Math, Verizon