Last night while driving down Blackmarsh road we passed a car that had slipped on black ice and found itself stuck in a snow-filled ditch.

We stopped to lend a hand. We started by trying to push the vehicle while the driver gave it some juice but the front tires were only pushing away the loose gravel and digging a hole.

Before we even had a chance to evaluate the next best thing to do an Affordable Towing flatbed truck slowed down as it drove by.

The the employees jumped out and quickly hitch the lady’s car and pulled it out of the ditch.

The amazing part was she did not call the towing company. They simply helped her out of good will.

Until last night I considered all towing companies to be the same and I would have grabbed any random number from the Yellow Pages if I needed help.

I think if I ever need a tow from here on out it will be Affordable Towing.

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It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.

Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today.”

Little Johnny says to himself “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart
and will answer the question.”

Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?”

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.”

Teacher: “That’s right Susie, you can go home.”

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream’?”

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King.”

Teacher: “That’s right Mary, you can go.”

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?”

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.”

Teacher: “That’s right Nancy, you may also leave.”

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, “I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!”

The teacher turns around: “NOW WHO SAID THAT?”

Johnny: “TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?”

-Submitted without a source

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Remember when Hey Rosetta! got so big that they traveled to Toronto?

How long was I asleep that Apple eyed them?

They made an appearance this week on the Apple iTune’s homepage in the iTunes Preview pane under the category New Music Releases. Right in between The Killers and Britney Spears.

Congrats guys!

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